Chronicles of an American Octopus

2009

December 107
November 230
October 255
September 230
August 560
July 285
June 112
May 148
April 63
March 109
February 164
January 73

2008

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January
morganfreeman: i feel like watching the boy meets world halloween episode. the one when they’re...
Dec 22nd

Excuse me

how does one go about making a season 4 of torchwood? All they ever do is kill characters. Ianto...
Dec 21st

13448.) All my friends are fake and...

nemonisimors: (via blogsecret)  people.
Dec 21st

Raped that essay

Dec 20th
vitam-eternum: rosalee:(via igorandandre)
Dec 19th
fuckyeahemmawatson: fuckyeahrupertgrint: ...
Dec 19th

This super adorable Musical Theater...

And sent me the nicest email about how much she likes it! She’s so great!!! Goooood moood. ...
Dec 19th
(via yerawizardharry) Lies. Its called alcohol.
Dec 17th

I wish I could enter pictures into...

cuddlesinbed: Like, so that I can see what movies these pictures on here are all from, haha. ...
Dec 17th
ak47: 電線 (via oda.shinsuke)
Dec 17th
(via warnthesun)
Dec 17th
(via warnthesun)
Dec 17th

My joke is ruined!

thhhpt: So I was going to make a reference to a joke made about fetal alcohol syndrome and Dr....
Dec 17th
opmuh: sufferbus: standbybrittany: ...
Dec 17th

OVERHEATED IN 29 DEGREE WEATHER

Al needs some booty.
Dec 17th

Sleeping schedule:

Sunday night: did not sleep Monday: slept all day, missed class, woke up at 5 Monday night: did...
Dec 16th

What wild unhappiness! Time for rest....

Dec 15th
(via demons)
Dec 15th

You are all wildly unhelpful.

Dec 15th

So I have to give a presentation...

what should I do?
Dec 15th

I knew this week would be terrible, but...

it has become apparent this week will be even worse.
Dec 14th
onthewing: This. This is what I want right now.  TRUTH
Dec 13th

This Evening:

- Psuedo-date I dont want to go on (Up in the Air though!) - Meeting with girl for radio project...
Dec 13th
(via fuckyeahskinnybitch) Okay, not saying she isnt pretty...
Dec 13th
(via fuckyeahskinnybitch) Hi, what are you wearing? That...
Dec 13th

I am not

looking forward to my life.
Dec 13th
tiresome: dokino:i-am-teariffic:(via...
Dec 12th
methyl-red: asthedaysgobylifehappens: sisterspock: ...
Dec 12th
(via demons)
Dec 12th
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica: thedailywhat: Insanity...
Dec 12th
(via hazelweatherfield)
Dec 12th
sunnyeyes: (via fystfanart) this made me laugh so fucking...
Dec 12th
pinto: reretlet: via fc04.deviantart.net
Dec 12th
sunnyeyes: (via davebignasty) ham boxers. so fudging...
Dec 12th

Title Suggestions?

All the way home you go Past those shops you once Considered walking into, Slipping on the guise...
Dec 11th

Timbuktu

She threatened to ship us away To Timbuktu, Where the borders are shaking with Bearded men and...
Dec 11th

Soul destroying day

tell me good things
Dec 9th

I have been trying to literally pull my...

I should leave the library now.
Dec 9th
(via grayskymorning) Dont like/watch the show but this...
Dec 9th

I thought I had made up the word...

turns out it is an actual word.
Dec 9th

J'adore ma vie

not at all.
Dec 9th

Charlotte:

Best friend of four years, I knew you would understand my willy post better than any of them. Your...
Dec 8th

Before I leave:

I am wildly upset that no one liked/reblogged my “willy” post. I expected it to become...
Dec 8th

Goodnight, I guess?

I didn’t do my essay, but the shittiest bit is it probably doesn’t matter all that much.
Dec 8th
I take that back, this is the closest you will ever get to...
Dec 8th
pinto: hitu: ec807e6f.jpg
Dec 8th
This old picture taken in a closet is the closest you will...
Dec 8th

Girls Gone Wild commercial just asked me

“Do you like breasts?” Why would that question ever need asking?
Dec 8th
pinto: eroyan: 4ae4885c.jpg
Dec 8th

Dusty reblogs topless tuesday pic

dustydgaf: prawnstar: 33 notes in two minutes 10 new followers I’ve got a lot of pull. ...
Dec 8th
pinto: criscoooooooo: dustydgaf: prawnstar: TOPLESS...
Dec 8th

Willy

willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy...
Dec 8th

@dustydgaf

anal was the correct answer.
Dec 8th

UNBELIEVABLY STUPID/RANDOM QUESTION

If you had one full night in a kids inside jungle area (like The Jungle) would you rather be… ...
Dec 8th

More plans for my life:

- Have sex with a professor (not Joe, we’ll get proper married) - Have sex (successfully) in...
Dec 8th

So I went to "Brothers" to see Natalie...

wtf was that? I’m gonna work off some of this overheatedness by writing fanfiction. byby.
Dec 8th

Okay, so

Because I have read too much Harry Potter fanfiction taking place in the 1970s, it is my basic...
Dec 7th

From "The hilarity of Harry Potter...

speaksoftly: rosiedannatt: lottieeeee:toroortiz: “The willy chooses the wizard, Mr...
Dec 7th

Lost a follower

wondering if it is because of my HP post.
Dec 7th

Meet Harry Potter film 7 RUINED.

sunnyeyes: tumblingnoodle: sfatheartt: mypenisachesforyou: lozenge-apparently: ...
Dec 7th

I dont understand myself

He likes me as a student and has given me A’s on everything. I like him as a teacher and want...
Dec 7th
“”
— Hellen Keller. (via...
Dec 7th

I would like to graduate college and go...

maybe work in a bookshop, something not too difficult. There I would probably just write and wait...
Dec 7th

I need to stop scheming and get some...

slagath0r: (via americanoctopus) did any of my work provide help? Did you not see my post...
Dec 7th

I need to stop scheming and get some...

Dec 7th

I've realized why I have no lover

no one else would want to spend Saturday night listening to Garrison Keillor and rewriting poetry...
Dec 6th
methyl-red: juliasegal: dougaldrich: siddman: “Good...
Dec 6th

Austin, you seriously rock my life. This...

Hi Avery,   I read your wonderful paper and it is excellent!   I enjoyed reading it and yes, I agree...
Dec 6th

As if to spite my last post

it is now snowing.
Dec 6th

It is 50 degrees but the weather lady...

? Boston is weird.
Dec 5th
hammerito: stonymcgiver: clavicula: ...
Dec 5th
neonsugar: (via likeneelyohara) Am I supposed to suspend...
Dec 4th

I just realized I have seen this episode...

My roommate is ruining my life.
Dec 4th
(via thelovelybones)
Dec 4th
yerawizardharry: “I came upon twin fawns in the display...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
lendmeatreble: i watched this daily my senior year of high school and it still makes me laugh ...
Dec 3rd
neonsugar: lovedart:honeyhands:(via cosmic-dust)
Dec 3rd

Reblog with the top five things you find...

- White Christmas lights - Cities from very far away - Words that mean something - Women wearing...
Dec 3rd
meepmeepmeep: ...
Dec 3rd
bigfun: melisaki: Dulles Airport Terminal designed by...
Dec 3rd
sealegslexi: allthelovely: (via walkrunfly) I wish...
Dec 3rd
(via grayskymorning)
Dec 3rd
(via surgeries)
Dec 3rd
pinto: mizou: cumbubbles: (via misselise)
Dec 3rd
reallywhatismylife: crowcrow: (via...
Dec 3rd
(via alaskaneyes)
Dec 3rd
methyl-red: inorite?
Dec 3rd
vitam-eternum: maxistentialist: I want your handwriting....
Dec 3rd
fuckyeahtattoos: “the maiden was terrified by the sight of...
Dec 3rd
(via cuddlinginbed)
Dec 3rd

Hungry Man (AKA Can you tell how much I...

We wondered who told him The hills were awake, who Taught him to speak as if words have Colors all...
Dec 3rd

electroblastron,

have I ever thanked you for liking and reblogging my writing all the time? I feel like I have, but...
Dec 3rd

Biographical essay on ANYONE

slagath0r: americanoctopus: slagath0r: americanoctopus: come on. Someone has to have one. I...
Dec 3rd

Biographical essay on ANYONE

slagath0r: americanoctopus: come on. Someone has to have one. I aint writing it. Send me that...
Dec 3rd

GODDAMNIT I NEED A BLEEDING ESSAY

Dec 3rd

Biographical essay on ANYONE

come on. Someone has to have one. I aint writing it. Send me that shit, bitches. especially you,...
Dec 3rd
iguessthatscool: when i grow up i want to speak solely in pun
Dec 3rd
staroftheseaa: Sometimes when I’m on the brink of sleep I realize how small I am compared to the...
Dec 2nd

The Bad End and the Deer

The windows were down but In that town we were only passing, tire Smoking the road, you never Wrote...
Dec 2nd
onthewing: sidewalkwhenshewalks:wendy-clear|karisays|(via...
Dec 2nd

Of the things that needed to be done to...

0 have been accomplished.
Dec 2nd

Oh god

I want Half-Baked ice cream SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. But my roommate is working on a project with some...
Dec 2nd

I feel like I am waiting on the edge of...

It is such a terrible feeling. Lord! Things that need to get done before I calm down: Write...
Dec 2nd

Does anyone want to give me an essay...

slagath0r: americanoctopus: It isn’t as imperative as the Siddhartha essay because I can do it...
Dec 2nd

So life isn't great

and the worst part of my life right now is that the worst part of my life right now is that the...
Dec 1st

Does anyone want to give me an essay...

It isn’t as imperative as the Siddhartha essay because I can do it myself and it is not due...
Dec 1st

OMG ERRYBODY MY TUMBLARITY IS NOW A 6

Im lolin.
Dec 1st