So I was dancing around in my room in my bra
and Joseph randomly walks in from next door to borrow detergent.
He was thoroughly traumatized.
I was thoroughly amused.
Chronicles of an American Octopus
Friday, November 20 @ 8:51
+ 6:22
SHULD I HAVE ANOTHER ENERGY DRANK?!
+ 12:52
I am the worst person I know.
Thursday, November 19 @ 8:41
(via pussycrippler)
+ 8:04
what time should i go to the theatre for twilight midnight showing?
Just look out the window and see if there’s a line. You probably have to leave soon, though.
+ 8:03
(via grayskymorning)
I go to Krispy Kreme every year on my birthday with my parents and (at least the last two years) Charlotte. Then we sit in the car and listen to Harry Potter. I am not going to be able to do that this year and I want to cry.
+ 7:56
Waiting to watch Bones
not writing speech.
not writing Siddhartha.
Someone WRITE ME A GODDAMN SIDDHARTHA ESSAY.
I AM NOT EVER GOING TO GET OVER THIS.
EVER.
+ 7:49
I find it really upsetting that I offer sex in return for Siddhartha papers and no one wants to help me out.
Fuck.
I would gladly help… if I knew anything about Siddharta… :( sorry
That makes me feel better actually!
But I would also accept the sex… :)
Not without the paper!
+ 7:42
I find it really upsetting that I offer sex in return for Siddhartha papers and no one wants to help me out.
Fuck.
I would gladly help… if I knew anything about Siddharta… :( sorry
That makes me feel better actually!
+ 6:25
I find it really upsetting that I offer sex in return for Siddhartha papers and no one wants to help me out.
Fuck.
